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IRELAND: PAST & PRESENT

Irish History

PREHISTORY

THE CELTS (500 BC-AD 450)

THE AGE OF SAINTS AND SCHOLARS (AD 450-800)

VIKING INVASION AND DEFEAT (800-1100)

ANGLO-NORMAN ARRIVAL (1100-1500)

THE END OF GAELIC RULE (1500s)

ENGLISH COLONIZATION AND IRISH REBELLIONS (1600s)

PROTESTANT RULE (1700s)

VOTES, VIOLENCE, AND THE FAMINE (1800s)

EASTER RISING AND WAR OF INDEPENDENCE (1900-1920)

PARTITION AND CIVIL WAR (1920-1950)

THE TROUBLES IN NORTHERN IRELAND (1950-2000s)

IRELAND TODAY

Irish Art

Map: Irish History & Art Timeline

Irish Literature

Irish Language

Map: Gaeltacht Regions

IRISH WORDS IN PLACE NAMES

IRISH PLEASANTRIES

IRISH POLITICS

IRISH PUB AND MUSIC WORDS

IRISH NAMES

Irish-Yankee Vocabulary

Ireland continues to transform and grow today, achieving a new affluence in the contemporary world as it addresses modern challenges. This chapter provides a brief introduction to Irish history, art, literature, and language. For a deeper dive into the divisions leading up to the period known as the Troubles, see that chapter.

Irish History

PREHISTORY

Ireland became an island when rising seas covered the last land bridge (7000 BC), a separation from Britain that the Irish would fight to maintain for the next 9,000 years. (Snakes were too slow to migrate before the seas cut Ireland off, despite later legends about St. Patrick banishing them.) By 6000 BC, Stone Age hunter-fishers had settled on the east coast, followed by Neolithic farmers from the island of Britain. These early inhabitants left behind impressive but mysterious funeral mounds (passage graves, such as the ones at Brú na Bóinne) and large Stonehenge-type stone circles.

THE CELTS (500 BC-AD 450)

More an invasion of ideas than of armies, the Celtic culture from Central Europe settled in Ireland, where it would dominate for a thousand years. There were more than 300 tuatha (kingdoms) in Ireland, each with its own rí (king), who would’ve happily chopped the legs off anyone who called him “petty.” The island was nominally ruled by a single Ard Rí (high king) at the Hill of Tara (north of Dublin), though there was no centralized nation.

In 55 BC, the Romans conquered the Celts in England, but they never invaded Ireland. Irish history forever skewed in a different direction—Gaelic, not Latin. The Romans called Ireland Hibernia, meaning Land of Winter; it was apparently too cold and bleak to merit an attempt at colonization.

THE AGE OF SAINTS AND SCHOLARS (AD 450-800)

When Ancient Rome fell and took the Continent—and many of the achievements of Roman culture—with it, Gaelic Ireland was unaffected. In fact, the island was a beacon of culture for the rest of Europe. Ireland (population c. 750,000) was still a land of many feuding kings, but the culture was stable.

Christianity and Latin culture arrived first as a trickle from trading contacts with Christian Gaul (France), then more emphatically in AD 432 with St. Patrick, who persuasively converted the sun- and nature-worshipping Celts. Legends say he drove Ireland’s snakes (symbolic of pagan beliefs) into the sea and explained the Trinity with a shamrock—three leaves on one stem.

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Later monks continued Christianizing the island. They flocked to scattered, isolated monasteries, living in stone igloo beehive huts, translating and illustrating manuscripts. Perhaps the greatest works of art from all of Dark Age Europe are these manuscripts, particularly the ninth-century Book of Kells (in Dublin).

By 800, Charlemagne was importing educated and literate Irish monks to help organize and run his Frankish kingdom. Meanwhile, Ireland remained a relatively cohesive society based on monastic settlements rather than cities. Impressive round towers from those settlements still dot the Irish landscape—silent reminders of this scholarly age.

VIKING INVASION AND DEFEAT (800-1100)

In 795, Viking pirates from Norway invaded, first testing isolated island monasteries, then boldly sailing up Irish rivers into the country’s interior. The many raids wreaked havoc on the monasteries and continued to shake Irish civilization for two chaotic centuries. In 841, a conquering Viking band decided to winter in Ireland. The idea caught on as subsequent raiders eventually built the island’s first permanent walled cities, Dublin and Waterford. The Viking raiders slowly evolved into Viking traders. They were the first to introduce urban life and commerce to Ireland.

ANGLO-NORMAN ARRIVAL (1100-1500)

The Normans were Ireland’s next aggressive guests. In 1170, a small army of well-armed soldiers of fortune invaded Ireland under the pretense of helping a deposed Irish king regain his lands. This was the spearhead of a century-long invasion by the so-called Anglo-Normans—the French-speaking rulers of England, descended from William the Conqueror and his troops.

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By 1250, the Anglo-Normans occupied two-thirds of the island. But when the Black Death came in 1348, it spread rapidly and fatally in the tightly packed Norman settlements. The plague, along with Normans intermarrying with Gaels, eventually diluted Norman identity and shrank English control. But even as Anglo-Norman power eroded, the English kings considered Ireland theirs.

THE END OF GAELIC RULE (1500s)

Martin Luther’s Reformation split the Christian churches into Catholic and Protestant, making Catholic Ireland a hot potato for newly Protestant England to handle. In 1534, angered by Henry VIII and his break with Catholicism, the earls of Kildare (father, then son) led a rebellion. Henry crushed the revolt, executed the earls, and confiscated their land. Henry’s daughter, Elizabeth I, gave the land to English Protestant colonists (called “planters”). The next four centuries would see a series of rebellions by Gaelic-speaking Irish-Catholic farmers fighting to free themselves from rule by English-speaking Protestant landowners.

Hugh O’Neill (1540-1616), a Gaelic chieftain angered by planters and English abuses, led a Gaelic revolt in 1595. At the Battle of Yellow Ford (1598), guerrilla tactics brought about an initial Irish victory. But after the disastrous Battle of Kinsale (1601), O’Neill ceded a half-million acres to England, signaling the end of Gaelic Irish rule.

ENGLISH COLONIZATION AND IRISH REBELLIONS (1600s)

By 1641, 25,000 Protestant English and Scottish planters had settled into the confiscated land, making Ulster (in the northeast) the most English area of the island.

Then, Oliver Cromwell—who had pulled off a coup d’état in England—invaded and conquered Ireland (1649-1650) with a Puritanical, anti-Catholic zeal. Cromwell confiscated 11 million additional acres of land from Catholic Irish landowners to give to English Protestants.

In 1688-1689, Irish rebels rallied around Catholic King James II, who had been deposed by the English Parliament. He wound up in Ireland, where he formed an army to retake the crown. The showdown came at the massive Battle of the Boyne (1690), north of Dublin. James and his 25,000 men were defeated by the troops of Protestant King William III of Orange. From this point on, the color orange became a symbol in Ireland for pro-English, pro-Protestant forces.

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PROTESTANT RULE (1700s)

During the 18th century, urban Ireland thrived economically, and even culturally, under the English. Dublin in the 1700s (pop. 50,000) was Britain’s second city, and one of Europe’s wealthiest and most sophisticated.

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But beyond Dublin, rebellion continued to brew. Irish nationalists were inspired by budding democratic revolutions in America (1776) and France (1789). Increasingly, the issue of Irish independence was less a religious question than a political one.

England tried to solve the Irish problem by forcing Ireland into a “Union” with England as part of a “United Kingdom” (Act of Union, 1801). The 500-year-old Irish Parliament was dissolved, with its members becoming part of England’s Parliament in London. From then on, “Unionists” have been those who oppose Irish independence, wanting to preserve the country’s union with England.

VOTES, VIOLENCE, AND THE FAMINE (1800s)

Irish politicians lobbied in the British Parliament for Catholic rights, reform of absentee-landlordism, and Home Rule. But those efforts were soon overwhelmed by the biggest catastrophe in Irish history: the Great Potato Famine (1845-1849). It’s estimated that at least a million people starved to death or died of related diseases. Another 1 to 2 million emigrated.

Ireland’s economy—and spirit—took generations to recover. And culturally, old Gaelic, rural Ireland was being crushed under the Industrial Revolution and the political control wielded by Protestant England.

EASTER RISING AND WAR OF INDEPENDENCE (1900-1920)

As the century turned, Ireland prepared for the inevitable showdown with Britain. On Easter Monday, April 24, 1916, Irish nationalists marched on Dublin and proclaimed Ireland an independent republic. British troops suppressed the insurrection within a week and swiftly executed the ringleaders.

In Britain’s 1918 general elections (the first in which British women were allowed to vote), the separatist Sinn Féin party won big, and formed their own independent Irish Parliament in Dublin—sparking the War of Independence in 1919. The fledgling Irish Republican Army faced 40,000 British troops. A thousand people died in this multiyear guerrilla war of street fighting, sniper fire, jailhouse beatings, terrorist bombs, and reprisals.

PARTITION AND CIVIL WAR (1920-1950)

Finally, Britain agreed to Irish independence. But Ireland itself was a divided nation—the southern three-quarters of the island was mostly Catholic, Gaelic, rural, and for Home Rule; the northern quarter was Protestant, English, industrial, and Unionist. The solution? In 1921, the Anglo-Irish Treaty partitioned the island into two independent, self-governing countries within the British Commonwealth: Northern Ireland and the Irish Free State.

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Within a year the island plunged into a Civil War (1922-1923). The hardline IRA opposed the partition. Dublin and the southeast were ravaged in a year of bitter fighting before the Irish Free State emerged victorious. The IRA went underground, moving its fight north and trying for the rest of the century to topple the government of Northern Ireland.

In 1949, the Irish Free State left the Commonwealth and officially became the Republic of Ireland.

THE TROUBLES IN NORTHERN IRELAND (1950-2000s)

The Republic moved toward prosperity in the second half of the century, but Northern Ireland—with its slight Protestant majority and large, disaffected Catholic minority—was plagued by the Troubles. I’ve described this period in greater detail in the Understanding the Troubles chapter. Here’s the short version:

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In the late 1960s, organized marches and demonstrations demanded equal treatment for Catholics. Protestant Orangemen countered by marching through Catholic neighborhoods, provoking riots. In 1969, Britain sent troops to help Northern Ireland keep the peace.

From the 1970s to the 1990s, the north was a low-level battlefield, with the IRA using terrorist tactics to advance their political agenda. The Troubles, which claimed some 3,500 lives, continued with rock-throwing, marches, arrests, hunger strikes, bombings, and riots (notably Derry’s Bloody Sunday in 1972).

Finally, after a string of failed peace agreements, came the watershed 1998 settlement known as the Good Friday Agreement. This accord gives Northern Ireland the freedom to leave the UK if ever the majority of the population approves a referendum to do so. At the same time, the Republic of Ireland withdrew its constitutional claim to the entire island of Ireland. Northern Ireland now has limited autonomy from London, with its own democratically elected, power-sharing government.

After years of negotiation, in 2005 the IRA officially ended its military actions. In 2007, London returned control of Northern Ireland to the Northern Ireland Assembly. Perhaps most important, after almost 40 years, the British Army withdrew most of its forces from Northern Ireland that summer.

Britain’s decision to leave the European Union (Brexit) brought new uncertainties to Ireland—sparking worries that it could even re-ignite old conflicts underlying the Troubles. However, in the end, it was much ado about nothing. Ireland remains stable (and without internal border checks), hopefully suggesting just how much it prizes its hard-won peace.

IRELAND TODAY

Divisions persist in Ireland—between Irish and English culture, and between Catholic and Protestant. Northern Ireland remains part of the UK, while the Republic owes allegiance to the EU. But rather than focusing on differences, it’s cooperation that most marks Ireland today.

The Republic and Northern Ireland are working hard to create common policy on everything from trade to food safety to energy grids. With each passing year, the two countries are trading a little more with each other than with the UK and the EU. The Republic (whose economy is bigger and stronger) has an interest in boosting the less-prosperous North. They both recognize that an all-Irish economy makes them stronger in the global economy. Together the two Irelands are finding their place in the wider world of nations.

Today’s Irish embrace their common heritage—that unique mix of Celtic and English that’s evolved over the centuries. At the Olympic Games, the two countries unite to send a single “Irish” team. Thanks to their emigrant legacy, the Irish can walk into any of the thousands of Irish pubs around the world, order a Guinness, and feel at home.

Ireland has emerged from its turbulent past to become prosperous and progressive. And even after 2,000 years, ancient Celtic culture still thrives. You can see it on any given weekend, when fully modern Irish people come together with friends—to have a drink, enjoy “trad” music, touch base with their long history, and toast their future.

Irish Art

Most people can’t name a single Irish painter or sculptor. Ireland’s creativity is best known by its music, dance, and literature. But the island has a rich heritage of visual art, rooted in its lush landscape, complex history, and proud people. In your travels, you’ll come across great beauty, from exquisitely wrought jewelry to mysterious petroglyphs, stately architecture, glittering glassware, whimsical statues, and provocative murals.

Early Irish Art: Five thousand years ago, Stone Age inhabitants of the island built huge tombs and carved the stones with intriguing spiral and bull’s-eye patterns (3,000 BC). Their descendants began a long tradition of high-quality metalworking, forging gold necklaces they buried with their honored dead (2,000 BC). Centuries later, the Celts continued the tradition even into Christian times, with the stunning Tara Brooch (eighth century AD). Ireland’s artistic metalworkers produced everything from 1,000-year-old Viking swords and war trumpets to jewel-encrusted Christian crosses, chalices, and reliquaries.

Throughout medieval times (c. 500-1200), Irish artists enjoyed a golden age of creativity by combining Christian themes with pagan styles. The colorfully illustrated Book of Kells features Latin calligraphy, icon-like pictures, and whimsical creatures from folklore, woven into intricate Celtic designs. Even the Cross of Murdock, a towering 18-foot-tall stone symbol of Christianity’s triumph over paganism, combines biblical figures with decorative Celtic spirals and circles.

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English Influence: These distinctively Irish styles were suppressed when the English conquered the island (from c. 1200 on). But the English brought their own brand of beauty. Cities got a Georgian makeover of majestic white buildings with Neoclassical columns (like Dublin’s Trinity College, City Hall, and Parliament House). Irish sculptors stayed employed cranking out busts and statues of the English ruling class, while painters glorified great moments in English history. Thanks to English industry, Dublin got the elegant ironwork arch of the Ha’ Penny Bridge. And Ireland’s long tradition of crafts set a world standard with Waterford crystal—high-lead glass that’s blown, shaped, and etched with patterns.

Celtic Revival: By the late 19th century, Ireland’s artists—like society as a whole—were rediscovering the Irishness of their language, folklore, music, and long-dormant art styles. As Ireland fought for independence, statues of its heroes and martyrs were suddenly in great demand to decorate public buildings and boulevards (such as on Dublin’s O’Connell Street).

The homegrown Irish Arts and Crafts movement (c. 1890-1930) brought a burst of creativity. Adopting Art Nouveau and Art Deco styles, artists like Harry Clarke created glorious stained-glass windows (e.g., Bewley’s Oriental Café in Dublin).

Painters looked to traditional Irish subjects for inspiration. Sean Keating (1889-1977) used a Realist style to portray the working-class champions of independence. Jack B. Yeats (1871-1957, brother of the poet W. B. Yeats) painted country scenes in a colorful Impressionist/Modernist style, and Belfast-born Paul Henry (1876-1958) captured towering cloudscapes.

Contemporary Art: In more recent times, Ireland has produced many talented artists, though their “Irishness” often gets lost in the globalized art scene. (Francis Bacon, for example, was born and raised in Ireland, but made his fame abroad.)

The 30-year conflict of the Troubles (1968-1998) birthed a distinctively Irish specialty: large political murals painted on public buildings, as each side in the struggle memorialized its heroes, martyrs, triumphs, and tragedies (Belfast and Derry have many).

In your travels, you’ll come across numerous small art galleries where local artists sell their pleasant Irish-tinged paintings of landscapes, seascapes, and country scenes.

The long tradition of fine crafts lives on, with shops selling Irish specialties such as fine crystal, Aran knits, hand-crafted ceramics, and the Celtic-inspired metalwork of Claddagh rings.

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Finally, Ireland’s metalworking heritage continues in the many public statues—by talented if not necessarily famous sculptors—that grace the island. Accessible, inspirational, and sometimes funny, these statues memorialize all things Ireland: from emigrants and laundry workers to hurlers and football stars to folk legends like Molly Malone to a once-beloved local dolphin. And in Dublin, a 400-foot-tall Spire made of steel rises up as a symbol of Ireland’s promising future.

Irish Literature

Ireland’s greatest contribution to the arts is in literature. Compared with its tiny size, the island’s place in the literary world is enormous, with writers and themes of universal appeal. Perhaps that’s because Ireland has been home to so many diverse languages, faiths, and cultures. It’s produced a body of literature rich in mythology, poetry and wordplay, theatricality, and working-class pride in the face of oppression.

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Early Irish Literature (prehistory to AD 1500): The island’s fascination with words began before the advent of writing, when harp-playing Celtic poets and druids passed down timeless tales of the pagan gods and superhuman chieftains. These myths—of warrior queens like Maeve and heroic hunters like Finn MacCool—were later written down by Christian monks. Unlike in other lands, the pagan culture wasn’t suppressed, just augmented with Christian elements, becoming part of the fabric of Ireland. St. Patrick was Ireland’s first “name” author, with his Confession—a riveting first-person account (in Latin) of his turbulent life and conversion. “My name is Patrick,” it begins. “I am a sinner and a simpleton.”

Throughout medieval times, Ireland was one of Europe’s most literate lands, thanks to scholarly monks who produced exquisitely illustrated manuscripts like the famed Book of Kells. Using Celtic motifs, these scribes helped develop minuscule writing, the forerunner of today’s lowercase script.

English Domination (1500-1900): As England came to dominate the isle politically, English became the language of writers and the publishing world. Meanwhile, the indigenous Irish language was still spoken in the countryside, and poets continued to pass down the old folk tales in spoken-word performances and hand-copied manuscripts.

From this point, it gets increasingly difficult to distinguish purely “Irish” literature from “English,” because so many writers were born in Ireland but wrote exclusively in English for an English audience. Still, there are some elements that mark writers as distinctly Irish:

The satirist Jonathan Swift (Gulliver’s Travels, 1726) and playwright Oliver Goldsmith (She Stoops to Conquer, 1773) were all the rage in England, but their keen insight into English society may have roots in their outsider status as Irishmen. Irish novelists were instrumental in exploring new genres: Maria Edgeworth’s tales of country aristocrats in the manor house (Castle Rackrent, 1800) influenced stories from Jane Austen’s novels to the Downton Abbey series. With Dracula (1897), Bram Stoker helped put the Gothic horror tale on the map. Dublin-born Oscar Wilde (who once dated the same girl as Bram Stoker) wowed London with his quick wit, outrageous clothes, and flamboyant personality. With his darkly fascinating The Picture of Dorian Gray (1890) and satiric The Importance of Being Earnest (1895), this Irishman skewered upper-class English life.

Ireland Comes of Age (1900-present): As Ireland was reviving its national identity, its writers were reclaiming traditional Irish culture. The poet W. B. Yeats mined Celtic mythology and rustic imagery from Ireland’s countryside. The playwright J. M. Synge (Playboy of the Western World, 1907) celebrated small-town Irish characters speaking in their traditional brogue. It was staged at Dublin’s Abbey Theater, a place that celebrated all things Irish and sprouted a bumper crop of Irish playwrights. In politics, even some of Ireland’s greatest champions of independence were writers, including the poet Patrick Pearse, who gave his life for the cause.

Once-provincial Ireland now boasted some of the greatest writers in the English-speaking world. Their work has such wide appeal, people tend to forget their deep Irish roots. James Joyce wove Ireland’s many languages—English, Irish, and Latin—into his groundbreaking stream-of-consciousness modernist novel Ulysses, set on a single day in Dublin (June 16, 1904). George Bernard Shaw’s highly political plays (Man and Superman) reflect the same working-class struggles he grew up with in his homeland. Another playwright, Samuel Beckett (Waiting for Godot) took the Irish love of wordplay to absurd extremes.

As the 20th century progressed, Irish authors became even more confident in the universality of Irish themes. Seán O’Casey’s plays (at the Abbey Theater) brought everyday Irish characters and politics to life. Brendan Behan introduced the world to Irish accents, rebelliousness, and drinking habits. (“I’m a drinker with a writing problem,” he once said.) Ireland’s political Troubles inspired hundreds of popular novels and plays. More recently, Roddy Doyle (The Commitments, 1987) and Frank McCourt (Angela’s Ashes, 1996) memorialized that all-too-common feature of Irish life—a bleak working-class upbringing.

Bringing Irish literature full circle, the poet Seamus Heaney appealed to modernists and traditionalists alike, with his imagery rooted in the rocks, hills, and bogs of the timeless Irish countryside. Twenty-five centuries of Irish myth, language, poetry, political strife, and hardscrabble pride live on.

Irish Language

The Irish have a rich oral tradition that goes back to their ancient fireside storytelling days. Part of the fun of traveling here is getting an ear for the way locals express themselves.

Irish Gaelic is one of four surviving Celtic languages, along with Scottish Gaelic, Welsh, and Breton. Some proud Irish choose to call their native tongue “Irish” instead of “Gaelic” to ensure that there is no confusion with the language spoken in parts of Scotland.

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Only 165 years ago, the majority of the Irish population spoke Irish Gaelic. But most of the speakers were of the poor laborer class that either died or emigrated during the Famine. After the Famine, parents and teachers understood that their children would be better off speaking English if they emigrated to the US, Canada, Australia, or England. Children in schools wore a tally stick around their necks, and teachers cut a notch each time a child was caught speaking Irish. At the end of the day, the child received a whack for each notch in the stick. It wasn’t until a resurgence of cultural pride in the late 19th century that an attempt was made to promote the language again.

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These days, less than 5 percent of the Irish population is fluent in their native tongue. However, it’s taken seriously enough that all national laws must first be written in Irish, then translated into English. Irish Gaelic can be heard most often in the western counties of Kerry, Galway, Mayo, and Donegal. You’ll know you’re entering an Irish Gaelic-speaking area when you see a sign saying Gaeltacht (GAIL-takt).

Irish Gaelic has no “th” sound—which you can hear today when an Irish person says something like “turdy-tree” (thirty-three). There are also no equivalents of the simple words “yes” and “no.” Instead, answers are given in an affirmative or negative rephrasing of the question. For example, a question like “Did you mail the letter today?” would be answered with “I did (mail the letter),” rather than a simple “yes.” Or “It’s a nice day today, isn’t it?” would be answered with “It is,” or “’Tis.”

IRISH WORDS IN PLACE NAMES

Here are a few words that appear in Irish place names. You’ll see these on road signs or at tourist sights.

Irish English
alt (ahlt) cliff
an lár (ahn lar) city center
ard (ard) high, height, hillock
baile (BALL-yah) town, town land
beag (beg) little
bearna (BAR-na) gap
boireann (BURR-en) large rock, rocky area
bóthar (BOH-er) road
bun (bun) end, bottom
caiseal (CASH-el) circular stone fort
caisleán (cash-LAWN) castle
cathair (CAHT-her) circular stone fort, city
cill (kill) church
cloch (clockh) stone
doire (DIH-ruh) oak
droichead (DROCKH-ed) bridge
drumlin (DRUM-lin) small hill
dún (doon) fort
fionn (fi-UN) white, fair-haired person
gaeltacht (GAIL-takt) Irish language district
gall (gaul) foreigner
garda (GAR-dah) police officer
gort (gort) field
inis (IN-ish) island
mileac (MIL-yach) low marshy ground
mór (mor) large
muck (muck) pig
oifig an phoist (UFF-ig un fusht) post office
poll (poll) hole, cave
rath (rath) ancient earthen fort
ros (ross) wood or headland
sí (shee) fairy mound, bewitching
slí (slee) route, way
sliabh (sleeve) mountain
sráid (shrayd) street
teach (chockh) house
trá (traw) beach, strand

IRISH PLEASANTRIES

When you reach the more remote western fringe of Ireland, you’re likely to hear folks speaking Irish. Although locals can readily converse with you in English, it’s fascinating to hear their ancient Celtic language spoken. Here are some basic Irish phrases:

Irish English
Fáilte. (FAHLT-chuh or FAHLT-uh) Welcome.
Conas tá tú? (CONN-us A-ta too) How are you?
Go raibh maith agat. (guh rov mah UG-ut) Thank you.
Slán. (slawn) Bye.
Dia dhuit. (DEA-gwitch) God be with you.

IRISH POLITICS

Politics is a popular topic of conversation here. Whether you pick up a local newspaper or turn on your car radio, you’re likely to encounter these Irish political terms in the media:

Irish English
Taoiseach (TEE-shock) prime minister of Irish Republic
Seanad (SHAN-ud) Irish Senate
Dáil (DOY-ill) Irish House of Representatives
Teachta Dála (TD) (TALK-tah DOLL-ah) member of Irish Parliament
Fine Gael (FEE-nuh GWAIL) political party “Clan of the Gaels”
Fine Fáil (FEE-nuh FOIL) political party “Soldiers of Destiny”
Sinn Féin (shin FAIN) political party “We Ourselves”

IRISH PUB AND MUSIC WORDS

The Irish love to socialize. Pubs are like public living rooms, where friends gather in a corner to play tunes and anyone is a welcome guest. Here are some useful pub and music words:

Irish English
poitín (po-CHEEN) moonshine, homemade liquor
craic (crack) fun atmosphere, good conversation
bodhrán (BO-run) traditional drum
uilleann (ILL-in) elbow (uilleann pipes are elbow bagpipes)
trad (trad) traditional Irish music
ceilidh (KAY-lee) Irish dance gathering
fleadh (flah) music festival
Slainte! (SLAWN-chuh) Cheers! (To your health!)
Táim súgach! (taw im SOO-gakh) I’m tipsy!
lei thras (LEH-hrass) toilets
mná (min-AW) women’s room
fír (fear) men’s room

IRISH NAMES

Here are some of the most common Celtic first names. Amaze your new Irish friends by pronouncing them correctly, or at least not mangling them.

Irish English
Aoife (EE-fuh) Ava
Áine (ON-yuh) Anna
Eammon (AY-mun) Edmond
Gráinne (GRAWN-yuh) Grace
Liam (LEE-um) William
Mairéad (mahr-AID) Margaret
Michael (MEE-hall) Michael
Niall (nile) Neil
Pádraig (POD-rig) Patrick
Peadar (PAD-er) Peter
Roisín (ROW-sheen) Rosaleen
Seamus (SHAME-us) James
Sean (shawn) John
Sinéad (shin-AID) Jane
Siobhán (shiv-AWN) Joan

Irish-Yankee Vocabulary

If some of these words seem more British than Irish, those are ones you’re likely to hear more often in Northern Ireland (part of the UK).

advert: advertisement

anticlockwise: counterclockwise

aubergine: eggplant

banger: sausage

bang on: correct

banjaxed: messed up

bank holiday: government holiday

bar: except

beer mat: coaster

bespoke: custom

billion: a thousand of our billions (a trillion)

biro: ballpoint pen

biscuit: cookie

Black Mariah: police van

black pudding: sausage made from pig’s blood

black stuff: Guinness

blather: rambling, empty talk

blinkered: narrow-minded

bloody: damn (from medieval blasphemy: “Christ’s blood”)

blow off: fart

boffin: nerd

bog: slang for toilet

boho: bohemian

bolshy: argumentative

bonnet: car hood

boot: car trunk

braces: suspenders

bridle way: path for walkers, bikers, and horse riders

brilliant: cool

bum: bottom or “backside”

busker: street musician

cacks: trousers, underpants

candy floss: cotton candy

caravan: trailer

car boot sale: temporary flea market, often for charity

car park: parking lot

carry on: nonsense

casualty: emergency room

cat’s eyes: road reflectors

ceilidh (pronounced “KAY-lee”): dance, party

champ: mashed potatoes and onions

chemist: pharmacist

chicory: endive

chipper: fish-and-chips shop

chips: french fries

chock-a-block: jam-packed

chuffed: pleased

cider: alcoholic apple cider

clearway: road where you can’t stop

coach: long-distance bus

concession: discounted admission

cos: romaine lettuce

cotton buds: cotton swabs

courgette: zucchini

craic (pronounced “crack”): fun, good conversation

crèche (pronounced “creesh”): preschool

crisps: potato chips

Croker: Croke Park (GAA Dublin sports stadium)

crusties: New Age hippies

culchie: hick, country yokel

cuppa: cup of tea

CV: résumé (curriculum vitae)

Da: father

deadly: really good

dear: expensive

digestives: round graham crackers

dinner: lunch or dinner

diversion: detour

dodgy: iffy, risky

dole: welfare

done and dusted: completed

donkey’s years: until the cows come home, forever

draughts (pronounced “drafts”): checkers

draw: marijuana

dual carriageway: divided highway (four lanes)

Dubs: people from Dublin

Dutch courage: alcohol-induced bravery

eejit: moron

Emergency, The: World War II

en suite: bathroom attached to room

face flannel: washcloth

fair play (to you): well done, good job

fanny: vagina

fiddler’s fart: worthless thing

first floor: second floor (one floor above ground)

fiver: five-euro note

flat: apartment

fluthered: drunk

flutter: a bet

football: Gaelic football

fortnight: two weeks

full monty: the whole shebang, everything

GAA: Gaelic Athletic Association

gallery: balcony

gammon: ham

gangway: aisle

gaol: jail (same pronunciation)

Garda: police

gargle: to have an alcoholic drink

gasman: the life of the party

give way: yield

giving out: chewing out, yelling at

glen: valley

gob: mouth

gobsmacked: astounded

grand: good, well (“How are you?” “I’m grand, thanks”)

guards: police (Garda)

gurrier: hooligan

half eight: 8:30 (not 7:30)

hen night: bachelorette party

homely: likable or cozy

hooley: party or informal shindig

hoover: vacuum cleaner

hurling: Irish field hockey

iced lolly: popsicle

interval: intermission

ironmonger: hardware store

jacket potato: baked potato

jacks: toilet

jars: drinks (alcohol)

jelly: Jell-O

Joe Soap: dim stranger

jumble: sale, rummage sale

jumper: sweater

just a tick: just a second

kipper: smoked herring

knackered: exhausted

knickers: ladies’ panties

knocked: torn down (buildings)

knocking shop: brothel

knock up: wake up or visit

ladybird: ladybug

lash: a try (“give it a lash”)

left luggage: baggage check

let: rent

lift: elevator

listed: protected historic building

lorry: truck

Ma, Mam, Mammy: mother

mac: mackintosh (trench) coat

mangetout: snow peas

mate: buddy (boy or girl)

mean: stingy

mental: crazy

minced meat: hamburger

minerals: soft drinks

mobile (MOH-bile): cellphone

mod cons: modern conveniences (not convicts in bell-bottoms)

naff: dorky, tacky

nappy: diaper

natter: talk and talk

“Norn Iron”: Northern Ireland

nought: zero

noughties: the decade from 2000-2009

noughts & crosses: tic-tac-toe

OAP: old-age pensioner (qualified for senior discounts)

off-license: liquor store

Oirish: exaggerated Irish accent

on offer: for sale

paddywhackery: exaggerated Irish accent

paralytic: passed-out drunk

pasty (PASS-tee): crusted savory (usually meat) pie

pavement: sidewalk

pear-shaped: messed up, gone wrong

petrol: gas

pissed (rude), paralytic, bevvied, wellied, popped up, ratted, pissed as a newt: drunk

pitch: playing field

plaster: Band-Aid

publican: pub manager

pull: to attract romantic attention

punter: partygoer, customer

put a sock in it: shut up

quay (pronounced “key”): waterside street, ship offloading area

queue: line

queue up: line up

quick smart: immediately

quid: pound (currency in Northern Ireland, worth about $1.40)

ramps: speed bumps

randy: horny

rat run: shortcut

redundant, made: laid off

return ticket: round-trip

ride: have sex with

ring up: call (telephone)

ROI: Republic of Ireland

roundabout: traffic circle

RTE: Irish Republic’s broadcast network

rubber: eraser

runners: tennis shoes

sanitary towel: sanitary pad

sat-nav: satellite navigation technology

sausage roll: sausage wrapped in a flaky pastry (like a pig in a blanket)

scarlet: embarrassed

Scotch egg: hard-boiled egg wrapped in sausage meat

self-catering: apartment with kitchen

sellotape: Scotch tape

serviette: napkin

session: musical evening

shag: have sex with

shag all: hardly any

shebeen: illegal drinking hole

single ticket: one-way ticket

skint: broke, poor

skip: Dumpster

slag: to ridicule, tease

smalls: underwear

snogging: kissing, making out

solicitor: lawyer

sort out: figure out, organize

spanner: wrench

spend a penny: urinate

splash out: splurge

stag night: bachelor party

starkers: buck naked

starters: appetizers

stick: criticism

stone: 14 pounds (weight)

strand: beach

stroppy: bad-tempered

subway: underground pedestrian passageway

sultanas: golden raisins

surgical spirit: rubbing alcohol

swede: rutabaga

take the mickey: tease

tatty: worn out or tacky

taxi rank: taxi stand

tenner: 10-euro note

theatre: live stage

tick: a check mark

tight as a Scotsman (derogatory): cheapskate

tights: panty hose

Tipp: County Tipperary

tipper lorry: dump truck

tin: can

to let: for rent

top up: refill a drink or your mobile-phone credit

torch: flashlight

towpath: path along a river

trad: traditional music

Travellers: itinerants, once known as Tinkers

turf accountant: bookie

twee: corny, too cute

twitcher: bird-watcher

verge: grassy edge of road

victualler: butcher

wain: small child

way out: exit

wee (v.): urinate

wee (n.): tiny

Wellingtons, wellies: rubber boots

whacked: exhausted

whinge (rhymes with hinge): whine

witter on: gab and gab

woolies: warm clothes

your man: that guy, this guy

zebra crossing: crosswalk

zed: the letter Z